
Welcome to Central Processing
Clyde arrives at Central Processing, the agency for people who believed in nothing.





What if every afterlife exists?
Having believed in nothing in life, Clyde must navigate the Department of Processing, a bureaucratic agency established to give non-believers another chance at finding eternal bliss.
For fans of Sex Criminals and It’s Lonely at the Centre of the Earth.
Processing runs in episodes, collected into issues. Scroll it episode by episode the way it was posted, or read each issue as print pages.

Clyde arrives at Central Processing, the agency for people who believed in nothing.

Paradise City looks like heaven. Look closer.

Where do nonbelievers go? Clyde goes looking, all the way down.

Art is underway. Issue #5 closes out Volume 1.
Tell me when it’s up
Processing blends autobio comics, dark comedy and the surreal. It explores mental health, grief, identity, existential philosophy and societal issues through a story that borders on memoir at times.
Why it’s called Created by ClydeThe first issue in a limited print run, collected alongside Problems After Death #1–3 for a full 32 pages of comics.



Bite-sized stories from the Department of Processing, released between new episodes.
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